Eat Pray Love (2010)

I don’t really understand the reason for Julia Roberts’ popularity. She’s beautiful, sure, but so are five hundred other actresses in Hollywood. I know she’s made several serious movies, but somehow I always just associate her with chick flicks such as this.

So why did I watch this movie knowing that I’ll dislike it? In theory, I like the concept of the book: the search for happiness is a winding journey that often leads us down unexpected paths. I guess my problem with the work (both book & movie) is that Elizabeth Gilbert’s existential quest is one big First World Problem. Oh no, I hate my marriage, I’m going to get a divorce. And then find a younger hipster boyfriend, who I’ll then break up with so I can go on a trip around the world. And if I should happen to meet my second husband while romping on the beaches of Bali, so be it.

And this movie is 2 hours 30 minutes of that. I didn’t realize chick flicks could go on that long.

Brighton Beach wedding

Natalya, Mikhail’s cousin, got married yesterday. The ceremony was held on Brighton Beach, with the reception following at Tatiana, one of the stereotypical Russian restaurants on the boardwalk. Natalya and her husband Neil called it a ‘destination’ wedding, since for most New Yorkers, heading over to Brighton Beach takes just as long as a flight down to Jamaica anyway.

Natalya looked radiant. Her dress was eyelet with small crystal beads that sparkled as she twirled and danced around. In both of the weddings I’ve attended this year, I noticed that the bride enjoyed herself the most.

How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying (2011 revival)

The last part of M’s birthday gift extravaganza. Daniel Radcliffe was cute in the leading role; I think the majority of the audience just wanted to see if he could pull off the singing and dancing, and he did. John Laroquette was equally charming as Bigley, the president. I thought that the best part of the plays were the musical sequences involving ‘bromance’ of company life (Grand Old Ivy, Brotherhood of Man). I suppose bromance existed in the Sixties, even though they didn’t know that’s what’s it’s going to be called.

Youth in Revolt (2009)

Michael Cera essentially plays the same role in all of his movies, and this one is no exception. But I wanted to watch this movie precisely because that’s what I wanted.

As a teenage sex/comedy, this had a wry edge. The conflict wasn’t focused on what Nick Twisp (Cera) had to do to get the girl, but what he had to do to make sure they stayed together. In order to do that, he needed to put aside his earnest boy side and bring out the chain-smoking bad boy persona of Francois Dillinger.

What made this movie wonderful was the rest of the amazing cast. Seriously, with Steve Buscemi, Justin Long, Jean Smart, Ray Liotta right there, it’s pretty hard to do wrong. I particularly cackled a lot at Adhir Kalyan, who played Nick’s friend Vijay.

Self-inflicted melancholy

“Town of Cats,” an excerpt from 1Q84 by Haruki Murakami is available to read in the New Yorker. I’ve mentioned this elsewhere, but as soon as the weather gets cooler, I suddenly get into the mood to read more serious literary fare. I just finished Ishiguro’s Never Let Me Go (no, the movie wasn’t enough) and am wrapping Banana Yoshimoto’s The Lake, so I’m just as surprised as you are that I’m not a melancholy mess, eating chocolate to stave off the depression.

It’s not really an accident that I keep going back to Japanese authors when I need my fix of melancholia. Murakami and Yoshimoto are familiar friends, whose stories have an air of nostalgia, regret, longing, and isolation despite being in the a crowd. I appreciate the sparseness of their prose. It’s my equivalent of being by myself in a white room where I need the plainness to experience the beauty of the details

What I learned this summer

- When in doubt, wear a slip.
- Eat as much watermelon, corn, peaches, mangoes, tomatoes, and other summer fruits and vegetables while they’re available and delicious.
- Making jam is not that difficult.
- Sunscreen actually helps.
- A pedicure is a nice, inexpensive indulgence.
- Always carry an umbrella; summer thunderstorms are pretty likely.
- Drinking water is more fun when you use a straw.

Limitless (2011)

I don’t think they should’ve played up the “humans only use 20% of their brains” business, but instead, emphasize that NZT increases one’s motivation to become a better person, to do things that will improve the self and the world. All the things that Edward Morra did in the movie are possible for a regular person to achieve, but it would take more time and effort whereas the drug eliminates that hurdle.

Would I take NZT if I were offered? Sure. And the first thing that I would do is make sure that I won’t run out of my supply.

Summer baking

Inspired by my friend Jenn, I’m going to bake at least once a month for a year. Here are the treats that I’ve made so far.

Only crazy people like us would willingly bake in the summer, when it’s insanity to even turn on the oven. That’s why I take advantage of rainy days (like this weekend) or only start baking late at night, when most of the apartment has cooled down.

Oatmeal Date Cookies (August 2011)

I bought a small container of dates from Patel Brothers in Jackson Heights a while back. I think I had the intention of making bacon-wrapped dates for some party, but for whatever reason that didn’t happen so the dates have just been hanging out ever since. One of my goals this summer is to clean out the pantry: either use it or lose it! The dates were next on the (chopping) block, as it were.

I thought of making date bars first, but the recipes that I found needed more dates than I have, which in my opinion, defeated the whole point of using up my current supply. So I looked around for other recipes using dates, and found this Epicurious oatmeal date cookie recipe.

It’s a wonderfully easy and forgiving recipe. I followed some of the suggestions on the Epicurious website reviews, such as soaking the dates in the melted butter, cutting back on the sugar, and adding some wheat bran (which I had left over from May’s bran muffins) to up the ‘healthy’ factor of the cookies. The dough doesn’t spread too much in baking so for the 2nd batch, I pressed down on the cookie dough to flatten them a bit. I also left them in the oven for only 10 minutes, revolving the baking sheet halfway through the cooking time for equal cooking. Could it be possible that I’m becoming ‘that’ girl?

I’m happy with the result; it’s a good variation on the well-loved oatmeal cookie.

Fresh Peach Cake (July 2011)
Used Ina Garten’s recipe from the Food Network. Really could’ve used more peaches. The sugar topping was great when the cake just came out of the oven, but a few days in, it’s not as yummy.

Gâteau au Citron, aka French-Style Yogurt Cake with Lemon (June 2011)
I hate baking in the summer. But if I’m serious about completing this goal, turning on the oven is a necessary evil that I have to put up with.

Followed Orangette’s recipe for this, which is, I guess, the French equivalent of a pound cake…without the pound of butter, sugar, and flour. I might make this yogurt cake a part of my regular rotation of baked treats since it’s super easy to make and most of the ingredients are my usual pantry staples.

I’m a little ashamed to admit this, but I actually do have the little yogurt jar that she mentions in the recipe introduction. When we went to France last year, I was so amused by the pots that I actually saved them and brought them back home. They also make convenient bud vases in a pinch. Recycling in action, right?

Bran muffins (May 2011)

In my quest to eat healthier, I bought a bag of Bob’s Red Mill Wheat Bran with the intention to make muffins and breads with it. I didn’t have a go-to recipe to follow for bran muffins, so I just used what they had on the back of the bag (which also appears here). I did switch out a few ingredients: I used mashed banana for the applesauce, and followed their suggestion to use honey for the molasses. I also added a few tablespoons of flax seed — I figure, that wouldn’t hurt, right?

Much to my surprise (and relief), the muffins came out pretty good! The bananas made them moist, and they stayed okay even after a few days in the refrigerator. It made it incredibly easy to have breakfast. A couple of muffins, a cup of tea, and I’m ready to go!

Pollo vivo

Scene: Astoria and 30th. Walking off a huge meal of Brazilian meats.

AT: Why do I smell chicken poop?
MK: (sniffs) Is that what chicken poop smells like?
AT: That’s so weird…(then notices one of these)
MK: That would explain it.